Sooner Football - Jokes
I just had to start adding jokes to the website. Some may be in bad taste - some may not.
They are all a least a little bit funny (to me at least). Click on the Title of the joke to
see the whole thing. Remember that these are told from a Sooner fan perspective so, if they
offend you, you're routing for the wrong team.
||Green Side Up!
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, an Oklahoma fan, a Nebraska fan, a Texas fan and a Kansas State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Nebraska fan proclaimed to the other four, "This is for the Corn Huskers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Nebraska fan, the Kansas State fan jumped up and shouted, "This is for the Wildcats!" and then threw himself off the mountain.
Refusing to be outdone by the Nebraska and Kansas State fans, the Oklahoma fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for the Sooners!" and without hesitation pushed the Texas fan off the
If you would like to send a joke just send it to the e-mail address at the
bottom of this page. Only "clean" jokes will be added.